I still have a cold, and I'm late, but I feel well enough to actually write up a word!
The state of being a cellar.
Cellar (store-house or store-room for provisions; a granary or pantry) + -hood (condition, quality, rank).
Real World Usage
1859 Sala Tw. round Clock (1861) 361:
Jow it [Evans's supper-room] emerged from a state of brawling night cellarhood, to the dignity of a harmonic meeting.
Along with tabelity (the condition of being a table) and paneity (the state of being bread). cellarhood is a wonderful example of how the English language is used to describe things that aught not need description.
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