pinguitudinous [also: see Pinguidinous] Pin*guid"i*nous
Fat, obese. Also: oily, greasy.
Containing fat; fatty.
"No, we will not go to McDonalds!" said Sally's mother. "I will not have my children growing up on disgusting, pinguitudinous burgers!"
an act or habit of misusing words ridiculously, esp. by the confusion of words that are similar in sound.
Five-year-old Benjamin was unfortunately cursed with malapropism, and even now his parents laughed at him as he tried to tell them that his teacher had gotten a proposal of marriage by saying, "Miss Geraty got a composal!"
True story up there, except it was me, not some kid named Benjamin. Also, I was seven, not five...